Mickey Mouse woke up one January morning and looked out his window only to see the words"MICKEY SUCKS" written with urine in the snow. Outraged, he immediately phoned the police to have them come investigate. Upon arrival and a few hours of investigation an officer approached Mickey as he finishes the last of his cigarette. "Well, Mr. Mouse, it appears we have bad news and slightly worse news regarding your case." "Hell, gimme the bad news first I guess." Mickey replies. "Bad news is, we done a DNA analysis and it turns out it's written in Goofys urine." Says the officer.
"That son of a bitch!" Exclaimed Mickey. "What's worse than my best friend vandalizing my lawn!?" "The worse news is, it's Minnie's handwriting. "
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Book Of Ha Ha 3
HumorPart 3..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-ha-2 Book Of Ha Ha Part 1 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639...
