Were driving along when they saw a body in the undergrowth. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Chicago Bears hat over one breast. The second guy, a Tampa Bay Bucs fan, placed his hat over the other breast. The Dallas Cowboys fan then placed his hat over the woman's vagina. Soon the police arrived. The cop started checking over the body. He picked up the Bears hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Bucs hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Dallas Cowboys hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the Cowboys fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The cop responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one out. Usually when I come across one of these Dallas Cowboy hats, there's an asshole under it."
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Book Of Ha Ha 3
HumorPart 3..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-ha-2 Book Of Ha Ha Part 1 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639...
