Book Of Ha Ha 3

Dig Bick

A rumor was floating around a school about the sophomore moron; Johnny, regarding his junk. Apparently Johnny was packing enough heat to put a horse to shame. Recent divorcee and history teacher Miss Stevens caught wind of these rumors in the staff room one day and made it her personal mission to trick the young man into performing sexual intercourse with her. During the last class of the day, which coincidentally happened to be history, as soon as the bell rang for dismissal, Miss Stevens calls out to the class;

"Alright students, make sure your homework is finished for third period tomorrow. Johnny please stay back, I need to have a word with you."

With the classroom now empty except for Miss Stevens and Johnny, she motions him to approach her desk. Knowing how simple Johnny is, she doesn't beat around the bush.

"Look Johnny, I'm going to be honest with you. There is a rumor going around the school that you have a huge dick. Is this true?"

Johnny nonchalantly replies;

"Yes mam, that is true."

Miss Stevens then with a smile, pulls up her skirt and points to her vagina;

"Alright Johnny, I want you to put your penis into here."

Johnny frowns and replies;

"Sorry Miss Stevens, my dad told me those things have teeth."

Miss Stevens, undeterred produces a wooden broom handle from the maintenance cupboard in the classroom and begins stimulating herself with it, she lets out a fart accidentally but plays it off like nothing happened. She takes the broom handle out, shows Johnny that there aren't any teeth marks on the broom handle;

"See Johnny, your dad was lying to you, they don't have teeth, you have nothing to worry about."

Johnny now has a terrified expression on his face and replies;

"If it growled at a piece of wood, I can only imagine what it would do to human flesh!"