A Cheap Parrot

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A trucker's wife sees 3 parrots for sale at $160, $150, and $10.

She asks, "Why is the last parrot so cheap?!" and the store owner replied

"It used to live in a whore house."

So the woman laughs and buys the parrot and gets home. When she enters, the parrot says

"WOW, a new whore house!"

Later, the woman's two daughters arrive and the parrot says

"Damn! Two new gals just got hired!"

They all laugh and go to have dinner, which is when the father comes home. The parrot says

"Hey Dave! I see you found the new spot!"


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