The Bacon Tree

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As a contingent of colonial French and English soldiers ventured through a dense jungle, the English general got uneasy and sent forth a French scout. Hours later, the French scout returns to camp, bloodied and bruised. The general knelt over the scout's tattered body, to hear his dying words: "Bacon tree" The general, making no sense of this, decided to lead his troops ahead, pondering over the scout's last words. Suddenly, hundreds of angry spear wielding tribesmen pounced out of their hiding places, surrounding the contingent. "T'is no bacon tree" the general yelled. "T'is a ham bush!"

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