40 Cents

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There was a country family who had struggled with poverty all their lives. Then the daughter got married to the wealthiest bachelor of the nearest town.
All of a sudden their lives started to improve. The husband employed all the wife's siblings, his company started to buy the family ranch's produce and everything seemed to change for good. About a year after the marriage, the daughter came to her family's ranch house and told them that she wanted to get a divorce. Shocked they asked why. - He only wants to screw me on the butt- said the woman. - See, when we got married, my butt hole was the size of a dime. Now it looks like a Kennedy half dollar. Her father replied: - well honey, we are not gonna get cranky about 40 cents, are we?


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