Book Of Ha Ha 3

A Woman Turns 50

She decides the best option to celebrate her half a century of life is by getting plastic surgery.

She goes the whole 9 yards. Nose job, face lift, breast implants etc. After her healing is done, she wants to strut around town and show off her new body.

She walks into a McDonald's and waits on line to order food. While waiting, she taps the shoulder of the man in front of her. "Excuse me sir, how old do you think I am?". The man responds "Well miss I'd say you have to be 32 years old". She smiles and responds back to him "Actually sir, I'm 50". The man, baffled, says "Wow! You look great for your age". She gets her food and goes about her day.

A few hours later, she walks into a Starbucks to order coffee. While waiting on line, she taps on the shoulder of a man in front of her. She says "Sorry to bother you sir, but how old do you think I am?". The man says " I'd say you're 34". She smiles again and says "I'm flattered, but I'm actually 50 years old". The man's eyes light up "Holy crap!". You look phenomenal". She gets her coffee and decides she's ready to catch the bus home.

She finds a bus stop and sits down feeling happy about her new self. Upon sitting down, and older man in his 70's sits down next to her. She turns to him and says "Afternoon sir, I just wanted to know how old you think I am". The old man grunts back to her "Miss, I have the ability to tell the age of any woman simply by fondling their breasts. If you'll allow me, I'd be more than happy to tell you your exact age".

The woman is skeptical, but decides she's okay with it. The old man sat there fondling her breasts. After about 3 minutes, the woman snaps. "That's enough you old pervert. Are you going to tell me my age or not?". The old man smirks back. "You're 50 years old" he says.

The woman is completely shocked. She asks him, "How were you able to tell my age simply by playing with my tits?".

The old man says back "Oh it's quite simple. I was standing behind you at McDonalds".