Book Of Ha Ha 3

A Homeless Guy Sleeps On A Park Bench,

knocked out from alcohol and his ass crack showing a little.

A horny gay man happens to walk by and sees the opportunity and takes advantage of it. After he's done, he slips the homeless a 20 dollar bill and goes on his way. The homeless man wakes up and sees the 20 dollar bill in his hand, not thinking much of it, and decides to go to the store to buy some red wine.

Finding himself back on the same park bench after drinking all of the wine, he feels tired and falls asleep again.

The same guy happens to walk by again and the exact same situation occurs. Again he slips him a 20 dollar bill and goes on his way. Homeless guy wakes up the next day, sees the 20 dollar bill and buys the same wine from the same store again.

The whole scenario happens for the third time and the homeless guy walks to the same store again.

Cashier being familiar with the guy by now, asks him: "The regular?"

Homeless man responds: "No, give me white wine this time, red one makes my ass hurt."