An 85 year old man goes into a confessional. He said "Forgive me father but I have sinned".
The priest replied: "tell me your sins my son."
"I am committing adultery. I have a 25 year old girl friend. Every morning I tell my wife that I am going to have coffee with my friends, but instead I go to my girlfriend's house where she gives me a blow job and then we have sex for an hour."
The Priest said: "adultery is a grave sin. But Mr. Cohn, you're Jewish. Why are you telling me?"
Mr. Cohn replied "hey, I'm telling everybody."
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Book Of Ha Ha 3
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