The year is 2,000 BC. Among other plants, there's a pod with two peas sitting on its plant. While the two peas were chatting about, they suddenly heard a very loud rumbling coming from the ground.
"What's that noise?" one said to the other.
"I don't know!"
At that moment, a meteor came barreling out of the sky and crashed into the Earth, leaving the two peas stranded by themselves. They sat in shock as the meteor stood up on a rocky pair of legs, cracking the ground beneath it.
"BOW DOWN TO ME," the meteor said in a booming voice. "FOR I, AM YOUR GOD."
The two peas began to completely freak out.
"Oh, my goodness! What the heck is going on!?"
"Will you calm down?" one of the peas said, "There are gods to a-peas."
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Book Of Ha Ha 3
HumorPart 3..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-ha-2 Book Of Ha Ha Part 1 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639...
