A Son Comes Home One Afternoon

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He tells his dad:

"Dad, I got an A in math today. We were learning to count, and I was the only one who could count to 50. Everyone else could only count to 10. "

"Dad, I got an A in English today. We were learning our letters, and I was the only one who knew the whole alphabet. Everyone else only knew A, B, and C"

"Dad, the teacher was really proud of me in gym. I was the only one taller than 6 feet."

Son, it's because you're 24 fucking years old


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