Three Wives Were Talking

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The first said, "My husband is like 7-Up. Because he's got 7 inches, and it's always up."

The second said, "Well my husband is like Mountain Dew. Because when he gets home from work, he likes to 'mount and do' me."

The third says, "My husband is like Jack Daniels."

The first responds, "Girl, that's a hard liquor."

And she responds, "Yeup, that's my Leroy!"

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