Book Of Ha Ha 3

Ted Plans To Buy A Horse

He goes to the stable and looks at different horses. The seller shows him horses ranging from 50K to 80K.

Ted isn't impressed with them though.

So the seller exhibits a million dollar horse to him. Ted asks, what's so special about him that he costs a million dollar?

Seller: "He is the fastest horse and only runs on two commands. Bastard to run and asshole to stop." Ted thinks this horse can win him races and thus purchases it.

After a few days, he decides to have a ride. He gets on the horse and goes at the highest pace the horse could run. He is enjoying the run and appreciating his buy. He sees a cliff approaching and plans to stop. But Alas! He has forgotten the word. He tries possible words that he could think of "Dickhead", "motherfucker", "Cunt". The horse did not stop though. The cliff edge was approaching and he was about to die. Suddenly he remembered the word.

Ted shouted "Asshole". The horse froze. He was inches away from the edge of the cliff.

Sweating profusely, he took a deep breath of relief and uttered "Finally the bastard stopped!"