Book Of Ha Ha 3

An American Is Visiting London For The First Time

As he's walking around he notices a long line forming on the distance. Curious as to what's going on he gets in the back of the line and asks the man in front of him "So what's the deal with this line?"The Brit promptly replay with a firm "Fuck you"This caught the American off guard. Flabbergasted, the American let's out a quick "Fuck off chip muncher" before pushing ahead through the line.About halfway into the line he decides to ask someone else what's going on at the front of the line.He asks the closest person to him and gets another "Fuck you" as a response.Furious at this point the American forces his way to the front of the line where he's greeted by an old Vietnamese man."What's the deal with this line old man?" The American barked."Oh this?" The old man looked past the American."This is just a queue for my Pho stand."