To his wife holding a duck.
He says "This is the pig I've been screwing."
His wife responds "That's a duck, you moron."
To which he retorts "I wasn't talking to you."

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A Man Comes Home
To his wife holding a duck.
He says "This is the pig I've been screwing."
His wife responds "That's a duck, you moron."
To which he retorts "I wasn't talking to you."