A Dragon Catches Three Men

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A German, a Japanese and a Russian. Tells them he'll give them a chance to live if they survive his fire blow. They can also hide behind one object.

German goes first and decides to hide behind a steel plate, claiming he believes in manufacturing and quality of products. Dragon blows at him and 2 seconds later the steel plate melts and the German man burns down.

Next Japanese, decides to meditate and claiming he's been learning the meditation art for his whole life, he believes he can survive. Dragon blows at him, after 2 seconds the skin of the Japanese man gets red, after 4 seconds he starts smoking. After one more second the dragon stops surprised and tells the man - no one has ever survived my fire blow, I'm very impressed, great job, you can go.

Japanese man, knowing Russian is next, tells the dragon that he heard so many stories of how Russians find a way out of the toughest situations, and that he wants to stick around for a bit to see what happens to the Russian man.

Dragon agrees and asks the Russian man what he wants to hide behind, to what he replies: "Obviously behind the Japanese man".


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