Panda In A Bar

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A panda walks into a bar and orders some food. Upon finishing his meal, the panda pulls out a gun from his folds and points it at the patron next to him. Before the patron or the bartender realizes what's happening, the panda pulls the trigger and gets up to leave."What the hell are you doing?! You can't just go around shooting people!!" Yells the bartender hysterically.The panda replies over his shoulder nonchalantly, "I'm a panda. I eats, shoots and leaves."


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