Book Of Ha Ha 3

Indian Police

An American man with a briefcase full of illegal drugs was walking through an busy crowd somewhere in Mumbai.

"Sweet! I'mma sell this for thousands of dollars"

As he made his way through the crowd, he heard someone screaming, he turned around finding an Indian police officer running towards him. Really scared, the man dashed off deeper into crowd.

"I've heard all about these Indian police officers, they're incompetent and have no fitness, out running him will be a piece of cake."

He kept running, dodging people for a good 12 minutes and the police officer was still chasing him, it contradicted everything he had thought before, maybe Indian police isn't as bad as he thinks. The police officer kept chasing, the man went through all sorts of narrow places, climbing buildings, running of the roofs, hiding in empty flats and warehouses. The police officer was still after him.

After running for a while, he comes across a bridge with a ladder leading downwards, he climbed down the ladder and hid beneath the bridge, praying the police officer would just give up and leave. And boy was he wrong, the police officer jumped from on top of the bridge landing in front of him, startled, the man quickly drops his briefcase, and starts begging the police officer to not arrest him.

The police says, panting really hard.

"Whew, you finally stopped running, how much you selling it for?"