bts oneshots ✓ [completed]

Lobster | Seokjin

❌❕warnings: slight sexualization(?) of le female body; obscene language; floof; maybe a short chapter idk i write these warnings before actually writing the oneshot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You push your (H/c) back into one of the many bobby pins stapling the many stray baby hairs on your head. Sighing, you pick up the ballpoint pen and notepad and begin towards the young couple sitting at a both parallel to the bar.

Completely ignoring the roudy seven boys that entered the restaurant. Hopefully some other staff member will seat them. Preferably not in your section, as you had no desire to deal with boys right now. Particularly none near your age.

"Hello! What may I get you started with?" You paint a genuine smile on your face, grinning at the elderly couple. They smile at you, both simply ordering waters. You promise to be right back with their drinks, and turn back towards the counter.

Not before catching a glimpse of your favorite coworker, Baekhyun, seating the seven customers at a certain table across the restaurant. Not in my section, you think gleefully.

The momentary glee is interrupted when Baekhyun turns back towards you, with a look on his face that you knew all too well.

The 'I need a favor' look.

You pretend not to notice him, and practically run away from Baekhyun, towards the counter. He easily catches up to you, and smacks his hand on the bar in front of you. Only a few customers and the cooks notice, since it was only you and Baekhyun on shift and it was a quiet night.

"No." You state simply, grabbing two glasses. Baekhyun stares at you with mock offense.

"Wha-- I didn't even say anything!" He defends. You raise an eyebrow at him, pressing the glass against the ice dispenser. He leans against the pale counters, looking at you with his big, puppydog-like eyes.

"You didn't have to. I know that you're going to ask for me to cover your table with the seven guys. And my answer is no." You don't take your eyes away from the cup filling with cold water.

"I'll finish your table with the two raisins."

"Don't be an ass! They're sweet! And I would take those two 'raisins' over a table of chao, any day."

"I covered you when your ex and his new girlfriend came in, last week."

You whip your head to Baekhyun, glaring holes into his face. He cowers a bit, but regains confidence and stands his ground.

"You're really willing to break out that, to avoid serving this one table?" You ask incredulously. He nods vigorously. You sigh, knowing that he had an incredibly valid argument. He did cover for you that one time, and hasn't asked anything of you since.

You drop the ice water, and hand him the empty cup. He grins at you.

"Both of these are ice waters. Don't forget the straws. And smile a lot. Raisins like smiles." You glare, imitating his earlier name for the older couple. He nods, knowing he'd successfully gotten precisely what he'd wanted.