So hey, apparently, I'm immortal! Yep. I might still be tripping, but apparently, I've just done so much Periapts now that I don't even need a heart. I overheard my spankable cousin talking to her pruney dad, who may possibly be my uncle, about it. I don't even have a pulse. So I'm like some kind of Periapt zombie or something. Either this is the longest trip in recorded history, or I've managed to overcome my biological need for a heart by being so awesome that my blood just goes to all my veins because of my go-getting attitude.
I'm hearing voices now. It's telling me I need something to stab people with. Pfft. Like I even need to be told. How else am I supposed to stab people? Duh. So I just swiped a bow and some knives conveniently placed where I can easily access them and tested them out on the whiner lying on the ground near the door. The good news is, the daggers work. The bad news is, I might need some new clothes, because that new outfit I made by recycling potato sacks? Yeah, I'm never getting the blood out of it.
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Luther's Adventure Log
FanficA satirical Dragon's Dogma account following the adventures of Luther Goodfisher, from the moment the Dragon Grigori eats his heart and he miraculously survives. Soon enough, Luther is joined on his adventure by a Pawn, a mysterious being from anot...
