Smash bros 5!

Confessions of a teenage Roy

     "I'm being summoned to hell."  

    "Thanks Roy, you ruined the beginning of the chapter for us," Pat stated. "Good job."

      "That's not the point."

      "What is it then?" Palutena sat up on the couch and looked down at Roy who sat on the floor.

     "M-M....Mar...—"

     "Roy, just spill the tea already. I have a story to finish and then I'm off to write."

     "Okay, okay," Roy straightened his posture. "Marth is embarrassing me in front of Daisy."

     "AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA, WAIT, WAIT, really?"

      "He babies me... literally."

      "I mean, in a joking, kind of way... or something like that. Maybe he's just entertaining himself or something."

      "But, it's always around Daisy."

      "Why does it matter around Daisy? She's a good frien— WAIT!" Palutena looked at Roy with wild eyes. "YOU LIKE HER?!"

     "Yes! And I already told you that!"

      "You know I'm not listening if I'm writing a new chapter, Roy. And just talk to Marth about it if it bothers you that much."

      Suddenly they heard stomping coming down stairs. Marth stormed through the living room, shoving Roy and Palutena out of the way.

      "I'm making breakfast, move, I'm mad."  Marth stomped into the kitchen and got some pancake mix.

     Palutena and Roy looked at each other, Palutena with a look of sorrow, and Roy with an annoyed look.

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     "IKE! IKE! IIIIKKEEE!!!" 

     "WHAT?!"

     "I NEED YOU'RE HELP!" Peach screamed. Ike stormed into her room.

    "What?!"

     "I need you're help."

      "Well obviously, dipshit, what do you need?!"

     "I need you're sword." Peach said flatly. Ike looked at her with a 'seriously?!' look. "Using a sword is the only way I know how to get stuff off of the roof!"

     "Oh my god... Why can't you get someone else?"

     "Marth is making breakfast, Link and Zelda went to Barnes And Noble, Roy and Robin are busy with the dog, and Lucina and Palutena went out for the day."

      Ike looked out of Peach's window and looked up at the roof. "How do you guys get stuff on the roof?" Peach shrugged. Ike put his sword in his left hand and started waving it upward. 

      "You know what's funny?"

     "What?"

     "Link and Zelda got together before Sam and I."

     "I wonder how they did it. I'm surprised Link was able to actually make that happen without his anxiety getting in the way."

     "His anxiety has been a problem for him forever, he just decided to man up ."

      "Yeah, anyway, do you and Samus still talk?" Peach asked as she sat on a chair next to the window Ike was standing on.

      "Well... yeah, kind of. Not like we used to, though. It's been awkward ever since that lovely gesture thing."