I'm bold lol I'm only doing this cuz I'm bored lol
You're beautiful
You're ugly
You're really weird. But like in a good way
Your compliments make me suicidal
Oh...uh...um...thank you...?
You're welcome
You're voice is adorable!
I'll be back. I'm going to go cut out my tongue
If I could spend the rest of my life with someone, I would choose you
Do you want me to hang myself?
You should stop drinking so much coffee. It's bad for your health
You're only jealous because I love coffee and not you
Would you give up music to be with me?
No because music is actually helpful. You, on the other hand, are not
I love you
Go fuck yourself
You look really good in red
Thank you. It reminds me of blood
...okay then...
You wear too much black
PAINT IT BLACK AND TAKE IT BACK!
What?
LET'S SHOUT IT LOUD AND CLEAR!
You need ADHD medication
AND YOU NEED SOME MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MEDICATION!
Imagine if you were sick and the only way for you to be cured is for me to kiss you
Then I wouldn't want to be cured because I rather die
If I was a Gardner, you'd be my hoe
If I was a Gardner, you'd be my shit fertilizer
You are the Cinderella to my Prince Charming
You are the Kurt Cobain to my shotgun
But that means I would die
Exactly
Whatcha doin?
Being annoyed by an asshole
I'm so in love!
*smiles* With...?
Marilyn Manson!
*groans* Wow thanks
I'm only kidding
*smiles again* Really?!
Yeah. I'm in love with Billie Eilish
Oh my fucking God
You're so stupid
No I'm not!
You literally got all D's and F's
...let's not talk about that
ROSES ARE RED!
No shit
AND MY HEART IS BLACK!
No stop
Can we go to Disney?
No
Can we go to Disney?
I said no
Can we go to Disney?
Will you stop asking if I say yes?
Yes
Okay fine
YAY!
Fucking five year old
Actually I'm a six year old inside
Wow one year difference
Fuck off
What was the worst moment of your life?
When MCR broke up
When was the best moment of your life?
When I discovered MCR
Not even when we met?
No. That was the warning sign of destruction
If you could save anyone's life, who's would it be?
Marilyn Manson
Why?
Because when he dies, I die
What about when I die?
I'll probably be in jail
Hey, I'm sorry about what happened...
THEY BROKEUP ON THIS EXACT DAY IN 2013 WHYYYYY
(Not really today but u get the point)
Will you be my Valentine?
Will you be my maxipad?
What the fuck no
Then the answer is no
You remind me of a piece of gum
Why?
Because no matter what, you always stick around
Aww thank you
That wasn't a compliment
I've found the best way to clean my room
Oooooh how?
By setting it on fire
What? No
*lights up lighter*
GIVE ME THAT!
Hehe
When did you become depressed?
In 2012
But that's the year we met...
Exactly
Why are you wearing a Satanist shirt and heading towards a Catholic Church?
So before I burn, I can piss off some Christians
I'm Christian
...I totally knew that
And that's my church
.....
When I die, make sure my casket is black
Why are you planning your own funeral?
Oh! Also make sure "Welcome To The Black Parade" is playing
Stop
And dress up as the Grim Reaper and scare people
Stop! You're way too self hateful!
I always have been. I always will be
At least you only are sometimes
Sometimes?
All the time
Thank you
Happy birthday!
It's my birthday?
I love youuu
I love you too
OH MY GOD
NO
YOU SAID IT!
NO I DID NOT!
EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!
Fuck my life
Me in a relationship but I'm alone XD I made this up as I went lol. Who wants to date me now? JK JK! 😂😂😂Okay bye
-V❤️
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