I bet y'all are wondering about my entrance... well that was nothing, see I was deemed a threat to society and a high-risk security threat or something the ONLY reason I wasn't locked up was because of Devin Cunningham... I don't know what that dude saw in me but I wasn't complaining, I just wished he would've moved a little quicker in getting me out because those nine months locked up were excruciatingly boring. Okay let me back up... my name is Denzel Hargrove, the reason I got locked up is because me and my boys raided a Ku Klux Klan headquarters and well.... they called us a gang but I preferred the term rebels. I got off on a technicality but I still had to do some time and a condition of my release was that I had to stay in this group home. I know they hated me when I was locked up because I pretty much ran that place, I was fuckin the CO's, I got whatever the fuck I wanted and there was nothing they could do about it..... and the answer to the question I know y'all wanna ask is yes I was fuckin a dude when I was locked up. See after a while they stopped letting me be around the female CO's probably because one of them ended up pregnant and she swore it was mine but it wasn't... so eventually all I saw were dudes and a nigga needed to nut so my cellie helped me out from time to time (every night and every morning) so basically you could say I was 'Gay 4 The Stay'. Now onto my beef with Nayquinn... well that's a long story that y'all will have to stick around to find out about.
"Aight so let me get this straight... you and like ten of your friends, raided a Klans meeting and killed them?" Ka'Jai asked looking at me skeptically.
"What?!?!? Nah we just beat the fuck outta them... I think one ended up on life support but he survived, see we got intel that they were planning on lynching some black dudes and being the type of dude I am I could let that happened so we took care of it because you know the justice system doesn't give a fuck about us." I said checking my marshmallow to make sure it wasn't burning. "What about y'all.... I mean y'all, family? friends? a pastor y'all could've stayed with?" I asked looking at the twins.
"Nah it's just us... me and Marcelino, which is coo with me, I mean we got a cousin that we're close to but he's always traveling trying to get his struggling rap career off the ground so we hardly see him." Mauricio said and it was going to be difficult telling them niggas apart. "Man this topic is depressing though so let's talk about something else, what's the craziest thing y'all have ever done sexually?" Mauricio asked, okay now we were getting somewhere.
"Man y'all go first because y'all wouldn't believe half the shyt I've done." I said proudly.
"Aight so check it me and my dude Piru...." Marcelino started but I had to stop him.
"Wait that nigga's name is Piru?" I asked laughing and he nodded. "That can't be his real name." I said but I could see Marcelino was dead serious.
"Like I was saying me and my boyfriend Piru, free that nigga Piru... but we were chillin outside his job and they were busy as fuck, see he works in a warehouse so around Christmas they get really busy but he always made time to see me and make sure I was good. But they kept blowing up his phone, telling him to come back inside to help so he brought me in there with him and fucked me on the assembly line in front of like twenty of his coworkers... needless to say he got fired." Marcelino said shaking his head.
"Is that why he's locked up?" Ka'Jai asked and Marcelino shook his head.
"Nah his baby mom said he broke into her house and attacked her new dude... which was true but he only did that because the new nigga punched his son so hard in the stomach that he had internal bleeding and shyt, the mom sat there and let it happen so Piru was understandably pissed he gets out in like two months tho...." Marcelino said and I turned to his twin brother.
"Aight so I'm bisexual... that's an important factor to this story, I was dating this girl at the time and she was cheating on me, I didn't know it but the brother just outta the blue started telling me all the foul shyt she was doing so I....." Mauricio said looking around the firepit and I could see where this was going.
"Let me guess you fucked her brother?" I asked smirking.
"Nah.... I fucked her dad in her bed while he was wearing her panties and sent her a pic of his face covered in cum with my dick in his mouth. I'm petty as fuck you hurt me, I'll come back a million times harder." Mauricio said and I made a mental note never to fuck him over because his level of petty was extraordinary. "What about you Calvin?" Mauricio said turning to Calvin who was so quiet that I forgot he was even sitting there.
"I don't know... I really don't have any crazy stories like y'all, why don't Ka'Jai go while I try to think of something." Calvin said looking down at the ground.
"Me and Kairo have been dating since freshman year.... what we do in private is our business and I would never disrespect him by telling our most intimate moments, so I'll pass." Ka'Jai said shrugging.
"Fuck it I'll go, I got a lot of crazy stories but this one is the first that came to mind..... aight last winter me and my best friends Eddie and Izaia were downtown clowning, basically having a good ass time when this bad... and I mean she was BAD chick walked up on us and started flirting, then out nowhere she was like 'I'm trying to get my train ticket punched' so we took her back to the telly and she started suckin us all up... so when it was time to get down to business she was acting all nervous and shyt.... basically she was a transgender." I said looking around the firepit.
"Hell nah what did y'all do?" Marcelino asked.
"What any rational dude would do... we fucked her senseless, hell I was still talking to her up until I got locked up which reminds me I gotta call her because I'm fuckin horny." I said adjusting my dick. "That's where I developed my taste for transwomen. Aight Calvin your turn...." I said looking at him.
"I mean the craziest thing I've ever done was jack off with a couple of my teammates in the shower....." Calvin said shrugging. "I really don't have time for relationships, my coach keeps me focused on football."
"Your coach is a bitch...." Ka'Jai said shaking his head, we all sat out there talking and getting to know each other when I noticed Nayquinn walking through the kitchen, he refused to join us for the night because he... and these were his exact words 'I don't fuck with any of y'all fuckboys'. I got up and walked into the massive house and found him sitting on the couch watching NFL Pre-season games.
"Nayquinn, look if we have to live with each other I would prefer if we didn't spend the entire time fighting, I won't say shyt to you and you don't gotta say shyt to me but I don't want to fight you every day... I will if I have to but I would prefer if we didn't." I said looking at him.
"And I would prefer if you got the fuck up out my face...." Nayquinn said and I could see his fist clenching, this nigga was ready to fight and I was exhausted.
"Whatever man..." I said walking off and when I got back outside; Will, Big John, Maddy, and Anjo were all standing around the firepit.
"Ayy go get Nayquinn....." Big John said and I rolled my eyes because I really didn't want to deal with that nigga but I respected Big John because he was one of us, so I walked back inside and got Bitchass... I mean Nayquinn. When we got outside we sat down and Big John looked at the six of us. "Aight back at my own group home we did this thing, where we let y'all come up with y'alls own rules for the house. Like Devin told y'all this is Y'ALLS house so I think it's best if y'all got to set the rules, here's how this will work y'all will each pick a rule and then y'all will vote on it.. majority rules." Big John said.
"I'll start...." Nayquinn said standing up. "Aight Rule Number One... NO GAY SHYT IN THE HOUSE!!!!" Nayquinn said looking at us.
"Aight all in favor raise y'alls hand." Big John said and no one spoke up.
"This is fuckin stupid!!!" Nayquinn said before storming off like a lil' bitch. See this was going to be more difficult than I thought but I could adapt to any situation so I'll figure out some way to deal with his punk ass, but right now I wanted to speed this up so I could call an old friend.......................................
