I'm pretty sure I had just gotten dumped.... the wording was carefully crafted out but the message was loud and clear; I can't be with a bisexual dude... which I found to be weird considering that she was bisexual herself and while I should be pissed because when we talked last night I wasn't mad at all. I was just going to be single and fuck who I wanted.... Okay I'm lying my ass off I was super fuckin pissed because I feel like that bitch was wasting my damn time; like I told you off rip I was bisexual and I fucked with dudes and your exact words were 'Oh, I'm bisexual too... my last relationship was with a girl' but now my sexuality was a fuckin problem? Was it a problem when my dick was halfway down your throat? Was it a problem when you were begging me to put it in your ass? Was it a problem when you wanted a nigga to eat your pussy while I was fuckin him? Let me calm down because I was seriously fuckin trippin and I knew the root of all my anger stemmed for one thing and that was seeing my bitch ass sperm donor.....
See, unlike Marcelino who was care-free, go with the flow, and very forgiving... I was the exact opposite, I remember in kindergarten when this bitch ass nigga name Mikey took the last chocolate milk and ever since then whenever I saw him I beat his ass up until his family moved in fifth grade. Petty I know but I didn't let shyt go, and I remember that day my dad told us that he didn't want us vividly.... he took us out for ice cream, took us to the park, then took us to the police station and told them to keep us, I was two years old and that shyt was burned into my memory.... I still ride past his house and watch him, his hoe ass wife, and my little brother Mystiq and Magik just to remind myself that he gave us up for the 'perfect' life. My thoughts were interrupted by Marcelino walking over to me and flicked my bottom lip and while I should've been pissed because I absolutely LOATHED when people touched my face, I couldn't be mad at my other half.
"Nigga you sitting over here scowling and shyt looking all mean... so wipe that frown off our face and forget about that bitch, real shyt I never liked her anyways, I only tolerated her because of you." Marcelino said jumping on my bed. "Look on the bright side... you can go to this party tonight and pull you a bad ass bitch or a sexy ass nigga, you know Piru and Trell always got fine ass friends and I know your type." Marcelino said smiling.
"And what's my type?" I asked looking at him and of course he started laughing.
"Well when it comes to your women you like them brown to dark skinned.... you always said that IF you were to slip up you wanted some melanin-rich kids.... but when it comes to your dudes you like them light skinned... and it's not a colorist thing it's just the fact that your daddy issues prevent you from liking dark skinned dudes.... am I right?" Marcelino asked.
"One hundred percent on the women part... the dudes your wrong though yeah I've mainly dated light skinned dudes but it has nothing to do with dad. The reason I only date light skinned dudes is because I like the mix of our skin tones when I'm fuckin him or when he's fuckin me.... I'd date a dark-skinned dude in a heartbeat though I just haven't, now let me explain your type." I said looking at him.
"Come with it little bro..." Marcelino said leaning forward.
"As long as he's got a dick he's your type... little dicks, big dick, thick dicks, skinny dick, cut, uncut, hairy, shaved... it doesn't matter to you, you're just a hoe bro." I said laughing and Marcelino shrugged.
"Pre-Piru I was a hoe... but that nigga is just...... speaking of my nigga though we should probably start getting dressed for this damn party but first; marry, fuck, kill.. Big John, Anjo, and Will?" Marcelino asked and I swear this nigga played entirely too much.
"Fuck, Will.... that nigga is funny and playful which shows me that he's adventurous in the bedroom. Marry Big John because he's chill and laid back... he doesn't trip over the little shyt. Kill Anjo because that nigga TRIED to yell at me for beating dad's ass." I said getting up and Marcelino nodded.