jisoo: i wanted to apologize.
jennie: great.
jisoo: let me finish. i said i wanted to, but then i realize i'm not sorry.
• • •
lisa: my head hurts.
jisoo: that's your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity.
• • •
rose: why didn't you text me yesterday?
lisa: i did. i tagged you in a meme.
• • •
rose: i hit a tree with my bike.
jisoo: oh my gosh- was the bike okay?
• • •
jennie: i don't really wanna talk about my feelings.
lisa: i do.
jisoo: i know, lisa.
lisa: i'm sad.
jisoo: i know, lisa.
• • •
jisoo: wanna hear a joke?
jennie: i'm into dark humor.
jisoo: *turns off the lights* wanna hear a joke?
• • •
in an alternate reality
jisoo: wanna hear a joke?
lisa: huh?
jisoo: your life. *left*
lisa:
lisa: i don't get it?
• • •
rose: today i'm going to present a new original song by me about my life.
rose, on a microphone: *unintelligible screaming*
• • •
jisoo: how much is that dress?
lisa: i don't remember. it was 50% off, so i bought it.
jisoo: i like it 100% off. *winks*
lisa:
lisa: that's a terrible way to run a business, jisoo. terrible.
• • •
jisoo: don't be to stressed! some rocks turn into diamonds under pressure.
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