babe? ● blackpink oneshots collection [[SLOW UPDATE]]

incorrect quotes part 4 [EDITED]

lisa: here it is, a nice cup of hot coffee.

jisoo: it's cold.

lisa: a nice cup of coffee.

jisoo: it's horrible.

lisa: a cup of coffee.

jisoo: i'm not even sure this is coffee.

lisa:

lisa: cup.

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jennie: my wife left me. no one is listening to me because they think i'm shady. my children share one single brain cell and i know they hate me because i look like a grinch when i scold them for exploding the kitchen.

taehyung:

taehyung: ma'am this is a mcdonalds drive thru.

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jisoo: relax jisoo, it's just a small surgery.

jennie: but my name is not jisoo??

jisoo: i know, i am jisoo.

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lisa: *drunk* they say if you talk to plants, they'll grow taller.

lisa: *pats jisoo* i hope you grow taller my little plant.

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jennie: hey babe can you pass me the salt?

jisoo: sure-

joohyun: okay-

nayeon: the himalayan one-

yerin: yes-

chahee: which one-

dahyun: yeah-

lisa: alright-

jennie:

jennie:

jennie: listen, i can explain-

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lisa: why do you play games all day long? don't you have work?

jisoo:

jisoo:

jisoo: why do you keep burning our kitchen?! don't you have a life?!

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rose: my girlfriend passed away when we couldn't find her blood type.

jennie: oh god, i'm so sorry~

rose: as she died, she kept saying, "be positive," but it's hard without her you know.