jisoo: *texting* jen, can you come out?
jennie: yeah gimme a second.
jennie: jisoo, i'm gay.
jisoo: i know that, mfucker. come out to the car i mean.
jennie:
jennie: car, i'm gay.
• • •
rose: you told me you're bisexual.
jennie: and?
rose: so you like boys?
jennie: yes.
rose: and girls?
jennie: absolutely.
rose: but you're still single?
jennie:
rose: hun, you're not bisexual, you by yourself.
jennie:
jennie: and that's enough tik tok for today, chae.
lisa: *laughter intensifies from the next room*
• • •
jisoo: i wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexuality.
jennie: guess what. i'm ugly enough to make people question their sexuality.
• • •
jisoo: how does nasa make a party?
jennie: oh god not again-
jisoo: they planet.
• • •
rose: omg, i get it now!
lisa: what.
rose: you know when things heat, they expand, right?
lisa: so?
rose: i ain't fat, just hot.
• • •
lisa:
lisa:
lisa: *looking directly into the non existent camera like in the office* so you guys are probably wondering why am i glued on the ceiling. first of all-
• • •
rose: putting 'lol' at the end of every sentence doesn't hide your hurt.
jisoo: yes it does lol
• • •
irene: can i ride my skateboard outside?
jennie: whatever, i'm not your girlfriend.
irene: *runs off excitedly*
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