lisa: do you have any dating advices?
jennie: even when I'm with jisoo, doesn't mean i know how to do it.
• • •
rose: there's no snack in the kitchen.
lisa: excuse you, i'm standing right next to you.
• • •
jisoo: for tonight's dinner, i'm serving looks.
jennie:
rose:
lisa:
jennie: sweetie, we haven't eaten for three fucking days.
• • •
jennie: i need to get something of my chest.
lisa: your shirt?
jennie:
lisa: please say yes.
• • •
jisoo: I'm charming and irresponsible.
jennie: didn't you mean irresistible?
jisoo: no.
• • •
jennie: my friend thinks you're pretty.
jisoo: thanks. which friend?
jennie: it's me. i'm the friend.
• • •
jennie: hold up, you've been flirting with me?
jisoo: have been for the past few years, but thanks for noticing.
• • •
rose: you shouldn't be drinking that much coffee.
lisa:
lisa:
lisa: more espresso, less depresso.
• • •
jennie: i thought we were friends.
jisoo: i'm sorry. i still love you.
jennie: ultimate betrayal!
jisoo: *places uno +4 card*
• • •
lisa: why are you like this
jisoo: what? charming? beautiful? extremely talented? seductive and sexy? you'll have to be more specific.
• • •
jisoo: i'm at loss of words.
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