"Spider-Man attacked me for some reason" mysterio rushes out
"He has an army of weaponised drones, stark technology" the mans voice was rushed
Peter looked at MJ then back at the screen panic setting in
"And he's saying he's the only one whose going to be the new iron man!"
Peter looked back at MJ both of them knowing this was complete and utter bullshit
The screen suddenly started to glitch and a fake video of peter Commencing a drone attack played
The boring news man started talking again saying the video was released earlier today on the daily bugle net
Dick head J.Jonah Jameson showed up on the screen saying Spider-Man was response for brutal deaths
"Spider-Mans real-...Spider-Man's real name is-"
"I THINK THE FUCK NOT" iRon man said COmming down from the heavens peters eyes became wide
"MiStoR sTaRk?!?!" Peter said watching his so called 'dead' mentor beat the shit out of mystero
Suddenly deadpool showed up and pulled Peter into a hug
"Is ok baby boy just let mister stank handle it" Wade said just then you could see Tony setting every suit he ever built on mysterio
"bUt HES mEaNt To BE dE-"
"Shhhh Peter it's ok just let your father deal with this" Wade said crushing Peter against his chest
"Um exuse me" MJ said watching wat was HAppaning
"Back off book lady he's mine"
"HE'S MeAnt T Be DeAd" Peter yelled again.
So yeh that happened
What do you want next
Angst
Fluff
Both
Different?
Oh and I'm also writing some spidypool lemon sooooooooo ye expect that soon
YOU ARE READING
peter parker one shots
Randomthe is a book soon to be full of peter parker one shots will it have irondad in it yes yes it will will it have spideypool in it yes definitely will it have angst in it yes a hell load of angst but some fluff as well, I take requests
