Mina: I am bored
Kami: same, hey Bakugo! Light my hair on fire!
Bakugo, about to kill Denki: Ok
Kiri: guys that's not a good idea-
Sero, bust into the room like a psychopath picking Kami up, running, and screaming: I THOUGHT I WAS THE SUICIDAL ONE IN THE GROUP
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Kami: *flirting with Jirou as an inside joke between the two*
Sero: *talking to Momo* does it make you a bad person if you wanna absolutely r u i n your best friends only chance at true love?
Momo: *staring at Jirou* no why?
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Baku: Who the fuck keeps taking my shit?!!
Also, Baku: * sees Mina and Kami building a play fort with Bakugo's hoodies because they are comfortable*
Baku: why are you guys like this?
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Kami: I wish there was someone out there who loved me.
Shin, having a mental breakdown: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD KAMINARI I AM RIGHT HERE
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Sero: So any girls you have your eye on Kaminari?
Kami: * looks back-and-forth from Sero and Shin* Bold of you to assume it's a girl.
Shin: *Choking on thin air*
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Kami: Guys do you want to make a cult?
Sero: *starts playing my chemical romance*
Bakusquad except for Bakugo; *gets in a circle and starts T-posing while listening to black parade*
Shin: what?-
Baku: I don't know either.
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Shin: *pets Kami's hair* what the fuck it's so soft?!
Kami: *is flustered* shut up
Kiri: GAY!!!
Sero: No U
Mina: name one straight person in this school. Just try, I'll wait.
Baku: *from the kitchen* It's a trick question Mineta isn't a person.
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Kami: *tapes a sticky note to his forehead that says Gay thoughts on it and chases Kiri down the hall* U CAN'T RUN FOREVER
Kiri: YA CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS
Kami: OH YES WE CAN
Mina: *recording the whole thing*
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Mina: *makes paper ninja star and writes gay rights on it* *throws it at Sero*
Sero: Mina What was that?
Mina: Gay Rights!
Sero, confused: *picks up ninja star and reads it* why tho?
Mina: so I can say I threw gay rights at people
Sero: ......make me one
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Kami: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be.
The rest of the Baku squad: *Face Palm*
I HAVE NO REGRETS
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200 days of Couple prompts
Short StoryExactly what it says. These are not long they just spose to be cute and funny. But there is smut on occasion. Thank you all this book was so much fun to make I hope I can make just as many people smile in 2021. Finished July 18 2020 #1 MomoJirou Sep...
