(197-15)Haikyuu Chat

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Daichi: hey, do you guys wanna play sorry?

Kuroo, Bokuto, Terushima: Sure!

*not even five minutes later*

Kurro: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU!

Bokuto: WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS???

Daichi: why are you guys yelling?

Terushima: *holding up a card to Bokuto's neck* I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODS I'M GONNA SLIT OPEN YOUR THROAT IF YOU SEND ME BACK TO MY BASE ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!

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Takeda: Kageyama, you have been invited to go to the national youth training camp!

Karasuno: .......

Hinata: .........

Kageyama: ........

Kageyama: Does that mean I will have to leave Hinata behind?

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Bokuto: *does something stupid*

Akashi: *walks away*

Kuroo: *does something stupid*

Kenma: I don't know you

Oikawa: *does something stupid*

Iwaizumi: *pushes Oikawa off a cliff* lol bye you shit head.

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Hinata: *points to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me?

Kageyama: You need me in life after all.

Hinata: I could replace you with a step ladder.

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Oikawa: Iwa-Chan

Iwaizumi: What

Oikawa: Breathe if you think I'm cute

Oikawa:

Oikawa: Iwa-Chan you're turning blue

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Yamaguchi: Don't be sad, Hinata! You've got plenty of good qualities. Like you're good looking, you're so funny, you're super energetic-

Yamaguchi: *elbows Tsukishima and Kageyama*

Kageyama: you're orange, you jump high-

Tsukishima: You're name is Shoyo Hinata

Yamaguchi: you guys are horrible

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Oikawa: I love-

Iwaizumi: yes, you love volleyball, we know, you love so much, it's a the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love volleyball, we KNOW, you love volleyball so fucking much, we get it, YOU LOVE VOLLEYBALL. WE GET IT.

Oikawa: you

Iwaizumi: wait what?

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Yaku: I have the sharpest memory out of all of you. Name one thing I forgot.

Lev: You forgot me at Walmart just last week.

Yaku: That was intentional.

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Asahi: Dachi kiss the prettiest person in the room

Dachi: Yui

Yui: Yeah?

Daichi: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Suga.

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