Chris: OK Victor should be home any second now.... everyone hide
Victor: (unlocks door)
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Victor: Oh......haha......were is Yuri?
Yurio: Is that the first thing you notice? Your husband missing?
Otabek: Shut up. You would do the same thing if I was gone.
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Phichit giving Yuri the phone: It's your boyfriend
Yuri: Victor is NOT my boyfriend
Yuri, on the phone: Hi, babe
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Victor: why are you so nervous?
Yuri: I don't know how my family is going to react to me marrying a guy. They would probably rather me married a pretty, Asian girl.
Victor: I can be pretty and girly, I just have to go with my hair.
Yuri: but you're not Asian.
Victor: of course I am where do you think St. Petersburg is.
Yuri: Europe
Victor: Close enough
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Yuri: did you tell anybody were engaged
Victor: Yes Yuri, I have no self-control and told the pretzel vendor were engaged
Yuri: OK, there's no need to be sarcastic
Victor: I am serious, I have no self-control and told the pretzel vendor were engaged
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Victor: When you said "magical in bed" this is not exactly what I had in mind.
Yuri: *holding up the queen of hearts* Is this your card?
Victor: *softly* holy shit
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Yurio: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're like wow
Otabek: I saw you
Yurio: Honestly that's really gay and sweet end it really makes this awkward because I was going to show you a picture of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey
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Otabek: only geniuses can say these four words fast: eye, yam, stew, peed
Yurio: Oh come on, no one is falling for that.
JJ: IAMSTUPID
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Yuri: isn't it weird that we have to pay money to see other human beings
Victor: are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets
Yuri: I was talking about my glasses
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Victor: I like your new pants
Yuri: Thanks! They were 50% off
Victor: I'd like them better if they were 100% off
Yuri: The store can't just give away clothes for free
Victor: That's not what I meant
Yuri: that is a terrible way to run a business, Victor
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200 days of Couple prompts
Short StoryExactly what it says. These are not long they just spose to be cute and funny. But there is smut on occasion. Thank you all this book was so much fun to make I hope I can make just as many people smile in 2021. Finished July 18 2020 #1 MomoJirou Sep...
