Garp: So, Sengoku, you think Rocinante really thought of Trafalgar Law like a son?
Sengoku: He DIED for him, Garp. Went on a whole quest before hand to save him too. Seems clear enough to me.
Garp: And....you thought of Rocinante as if he was YOUR son, right?
Sengoku: Where are you going with.....?
Garp: Welcome to the "damn it my grandson is a pirate!" club, buddy!
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Sanji: (can't find Luffy) Well this isn't good
Sanji: (uses hands as megaphone) LUFFY WILL NEVER BE KING OF THE PIRATES!
Nami: What the FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Usopp: WHO SAID THAT?!
Franky: FIGHT ME!
Robin: (looking to see who said that)
Zoro: (demon mode) WHAT THE FUCK DID SAY ?!?! COME FIGHT ME! I FUCKING DARE YOU! WHO SAID THAT!
Sanji: damn..
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Chopper: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Zoro: What if it bites me and it dies?
Sanji: That means you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Zoro, learn to listen.
Usopp: What if it bites itself and I die?
Brook: It's voodoo.
Luffy: What if it bites me and someone else dies
Nami: That's correlation, not causation.
Franky: What if we bite each other and nether of us die?
Robin: That's kinky.
Nami: Oh my god.
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Luffy: Are you okay?
Zoro: (pushing his intestines back in to his body)
Zoro: Yeah, why do you ask?
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Luffy: How's the pasta
Robin: Oh, it's great. Send my compliments to the chef.
Luffy: Alright! (goes in to another room) Hey Sanji!
Sanji: Yeah?
Luffy: You have really pretty eyes.
(Sanji smiles widely)
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Garp: Win this one for justice
Cody: FOR JUSTICE
Nami: Win this one because I told you too.
Luffy: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO
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Short StoryExactly what it says. These are not long they just spose to be cute and funny. But there is smut on occasion. Thank you all this book was so much fun to make I hope I can make just as many people smile in 2021. Finished July 18 2020 #1 MomoJirou Sep...
