200 days of Couple prompts

(195-13)Naruto Chat

[at the mall]
Kakashi: Excuse me? I lost my students. Can I make announcement?

Manger: Of course

Kakashi, leaning into mic: Goodbye you little shits

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Naruto: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Sasuke: Naruto

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Sasuke: Any questions?

Naruto: Yes. Did you miss us?

Naruto: Quick follow up: Did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if I was looking at it too?

Sasuke: Yes

Naruto: Knew it

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Naruto: That's one of my biggest fears.

Sasuke: What is?

Naruto: If I ever, like, woke up as a bowl of ramen

Sasuke: You would eat your self.

Naruto: I wouldn't even question it.

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Naruto: *smiles* love you

Hinata: *smiles* love you too

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Sakura: I love you

Sasuke: *pokes forehead* I know.

Sasuke: *whisper* I love you too

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Temari: well?

Shikamaru: well what?

Temari: aren't you going to say something?

Shikamaru: Troublesome women

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Sasuke: in the name of the father, son, and Holy Ghost-

Naruto: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-

Sakura: turn up your nose in strike that pose-

Gaara: Hey Macarena?

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Naruto: when I die, donate my entire body to science.

Naruto: Except for my middle finger, give that to Sasuke.

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5 year old Shikadai: i'm scared

Shikamaru: Mom said go to bed.

Shikadai: There's a monster under my bed

Shikamaru: is it scarier than your mom?

Shikadai:

Shikadai: *goes to bed*

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Mitsuki: Whoa Boruto is really pretty

Sarada: Don't be jealous Mitsuki, you're pretty too!

Mitsuki: I am not jealous Sarada, I am being gay.

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Inojin: do you know Shikadai, you should be jealous of me

Shikadai: What why?

Inojin: My boyfriend so much cuter than yours.

Shikadai: ok

Inojin: *walks away with a smile*

Shikadai;

Shikadai: Wait a second I am your boyfriend-

Shikadai: DUMB ASS COME BACK HERE. HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT YOUR NOT CUTER THEN ME.

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Naruto: Vibe check! *punches Pain*

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