Kirishima: Wait,You mean I could've just told Boxeo I was in love with him?
Midoriya: Yeah?
Midoriya: What did you do instead?
Kirishima: I told him I was straight!
Midoriya:
Midoriya: Kirishima, no one's gonna believe that
Kirishima: Oh, thank God!
Midoriya: No one except Kacchan.
Kirishima: Fuck.
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Interviewer: how many children do you have, Eraserhead?
Aizawa: biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Todoroki: (reading Iida's review) You meant 'stronger' here, right?
Iida: What does it say?
Todoroki: "I'm pleased to report Class 1A is stranger than it was a year ago."
Iida: That's a mistake
Todoroki: Could go either way.
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Midoriya: So you really believe me, Todoroki.
Todoroki: Midoriya, you are the last good person on the face of this miserable planet. I'd believe you if you said talking cartoon birds did your hair this morning.
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Midoriya: I dare Kacchan to prank call his dad!
Bakugou: that it? *takes out phone* Siri, call dad.
Siri: calling 'daddy'
Bakugo: NO NO NO- *Kirishima's phone starts ringing*
Class 1A: .......
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Shoto: I'm going to fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.
Izuku: I I can't be a hero. I'm not good enough.
Shoto: *Inhales* all right bunny, SQUARE UP.
Katsuki: I am going to fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.
Eijiro: I am not manly
Katsuki: SQUARE UP FUCKER
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Bakugo: HYDRAE OR DIE-DRATE
Bakugo: * aggressively throws water bottles*
Kaminari: Uh....
Sero: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Bakugo: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Kirishima: *crying* It's working
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Kirishima: I want to give you the world but I only have like... ¥200
Bakugo: come over here
Kirishima: *comes closer*
Bakugo: *hugs Kirishima*
Bakugo: I ain't got no cash on me but I got the world right here in my arms.
Kirishima: I love you blasty
Bakugo: I love you too dumb hair
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200 days of Couple prompts
Short StoryExactly what it says. These are not long they just spose to be cute and funny. But there is smut on occasion. Thank you all this book was so much fun to make I hope I can make just as many people smile in 2021. Finished July 18 2020 #1 MomoJirou Sep...
