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Wendy: (misses Acnologia with her attack)
Acnologia: WOW, that really blows
Natsu: I can't believe you made a fucking pun in the middle of this
Acnologia: Yeah, I'm really on fire here
Sting: Please shut up
Acnologia: I'm just trying to lighten things up!
Cobra: We are going to kick your ass so hard
Acnologia: I don't think so, I think the scale is more balanced towards my side
Gajeel: Can someone shut this guy up
Acnologia: I only have a few screws loose
Rogue: I'm gonna kill him
Acnologia: Was my humor too dark for you?
Laxus: Fuck you
Acnologia: What shocking language
Wendy: This is my fault
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Minerva: Where's Rogue?
Sting: Oh, he's over by the request board.
Minerva: *chuckles* You always seem to know where your little boyfriend is, Sting.
Sting: Eh?! We're just friends.
Minerva: (raises eyebrow)
Sting: (blushing) W-We're just f-friends!
Minerva: Right, completely.....with a LOT of benefits
Rogue: (faints in the distance)
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Natsu: OK you guys I have a confession
Gray: Oh lord
Natsu: .....I like Lucy
Gray: water is wet
Gajeel: grass is green
Wendy: the sky is blue
Laxus: I'm gay for Freed
Natsu: -_- fuck you and your sarcasm
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Rogue: Leave me alone Sting, I'm trying to read.
Sting: But I'm bored!
Rogue: Then go and play outside.
Sting: But I don't want to.
Rogue: Then do something else.
Sting: ...(picks Rogue up)
Rogue: Oi! Put me down!
Sting: No, we're going to do 'something else'.
Rogue: S-Sting!
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Lucy: *gets kidnapped*
Natsu: *Saves Her*
Levy: *almost killed*
Gajeel: *protects her*
Juvia: *gets sad*
Gray: *cheers her up*
Erza: ................
Jellal: I have a fiancé
Erza: Well, fuck you too
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Levy: *is sick*
Gajeel: *brings her books*
Erza: *is sick*
Jellal: *brings her strawberry shortcake*
Juvia: *is sick*
Gray: *brings her his clothes*
Lucy: *is sick*
Natsu: I WIN AGAINST ALL OF YOU
Natsu: *brings her magical rainbow tree*
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200 days of Couple prompts
Short StoryExactly what it says. These are not long they just spose to be cute and funny. But there is smut on occasion. Thank you all this book was so much fun to make I hope I can make just as many people smile in 2021. Finished July 18 2020 #1 MomoJirou Sep...
