Tsukishima, in the group chat: Height is a choice
Karasuno group chat immediately: (several people typing)
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Bokuto: What goes up and never comes down?
Akaashi: The amount of stress you bring into my life
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Hinata: I'm sad
Kageymama: who do I need to kill
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Hinata: I'm sad
Yamaguchi: Aw don't be sad
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Kageymama: I'm sad
Hinata: who's spine must I snap
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Kiyoko: I'm sad
Tsukishima: Lol same
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Oikawa: Raise your hand if you like me
Iwaizumi: What should I do if I don't like you?
Oikawa: Lower your damn standards. Because there's no one better than me.
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Hinata: There's a snake outside
Tsukishima: (Banging the doors) OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR HINATA
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Ennoshita: If you guys run and jump at your boyfriends, will they catch you?
Suga, Noya, and Hinata: Let's see
Suga, Noya, and Hinata, running: INCOMING
Daichi, dropping his books and catching Suga: I got you babe
Asahi, eyes bulging and barely catching Noya: What the fuck?
Kageymama, throwing his coffee mug at Hinata: I think the fuck not
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Hinata: There's no I in team
Kageymama: There is in volleyball
Tsukishima: That's a Y
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Akaashi, internally: I started this semester with straight A's
Akaashi, looking at Bokuto: Now, I'm not even straight
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Oikawa: I am here!
Aobajōsai team:
Oikawa: You know, whenever Iwa-Chan walks in, every one yells, "Iwaizumi-San!"
Oikawa: Is it too much to ask for the same treatment?
Yahaba: We're sorry. Try again.
Oikawa, walking out and back in: I am here
Aobajōsai, in unison: IWAIZUMI-SAN!
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Hinata: And once again, Kageymama and Hinata save the day
Tsukishima: You didn't do anything it was all Kageyama
Hinata: We are a package deal. Everyone knows that
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Daichi: so how's the most beautiful person in the world doing today?
Suga: I don't know how are y-
Oikawa, from the other side of the court: Iwaizumi is doing great
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Kuroo: *sneezes*
Oikawa:
Kuroo: Your not even going to say "bless you?"
Oikawa: I am sitting here with you, you've already been blessed.
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200 days of Couple prompts
Short StoryExactly what it says. These are not long they just spose to be cute and funny. But there is smut on occasion. Thank you all this book was so much fun to make I hope I can make just as many people smile in 2021. Finished July 18 2020 #1 MomoJirou Sep...
