messenger
texting: group chat "the boyz🏀"
daehyun:
bruh i'm bored
i want to do something
ryu:
maybe you should dye your hair
kaui:
are you forgetting how strict his parents are
"kang daehyun, what do you think you're doing dying your hair?! give me your phone! and you know what, let's shave your hair since you wanna disrespect us so badly"
daehyun:
got it spot on dude
bro i wanna do somethinggg
minh:
help me build kaui's grave
kaui:
are you still mad about me kissing ryu
minh:
yes.
kaui:
you said you didn't care
minh:
and you must've forgotten that i'm sarcastic
ryu:
yes
fight for me boys
fight for my love
daehyun:
bruh
oh hey phan's texting me
ryu:
oh your boyfriend
daehyun:
he's not my boyfriend
imma go see what he wants brb
kaui:
you must've forgotten that i don't care
about your sarcasm
someone had to kiss him
or else he would've whined the entire way back
minh:
that someone is me
kaui:
sorry bro
didn't see you taking the opportunity
minh:
bruh
just because i didn't take the opportunity doesn't mean you should do it for me
kaui:
what if i wanted to
minh:
you better take that back
ryu:
boys boys boys...
there's enough ryu to share
minh:
no
ryu:
ok nvm
i guess not
sorry kaui
i tried
kaui:
it's cool
i just like pushing minh's buttons
minh:
bruh imma push you off a cliff
daehyun:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kaui:
omg
emotions
minh:
holy crap
ryu:
he did the smash
the monster smash
kaui:
ryu
halloween is like
two months away
ryu:
never too early to start celebrating
daehyun:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ryu:
guys he's still screaming
maybe he hit his toe again
minh:
oh hey that's a good point
maybe he did
kaui:
he probably fell off his scooter again too
ryu:
HAHAHAHA
daehyun:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PHAN INVITED ME OVER
minh:
ooooo
are you gonna gooooo
kaui:
hell yeah escape the homophobes
daehyun:
yes i am omg
and it's a sleepover oH MY GOD
ryu:
alexa
play love is in the air
daehyun:
it's been a week
ryu:
ok but like
we're middle schoolers
minh:
and gay
ryu:
and gay
both move fast
so by you know
statistics
that's the word right
you're supposed to go NYOOOOOOOM
like KACHOOWWWW
lightning mcqueen ya know
kaui:
aight who gave ryu sugar
ryu:
ok listen
ice cream for breakfast is such a great way
to start your day
daehyun:
SHUT UP
IM GOING TO PHAN'S HOUSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
omg guys how should i look
minh:
i mean he saw you all gross and sweaty so i don't think presentation matters
daehyun:
ok but like AAAAAAAAAA
IM EXCITED
GOTTA GET READY
text you guys later
ryu:
road work ahead
uh yeah
i sure hope it does
anyways have fun dae
minh:
tell us about it later
kaui:
skeet skrt kerchow
authors note:
woah!!! daehyun pov!!!
