I'm fucking bored ok
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Vintage: I'm tired of all this fake ass school with all these fake ass people
Y/N: *walking by* Hey
Vintage: Hey
Vintage: ...
Vintage: Fucking bitch
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Goggles: *about to pants someone*
Y/N: yOu bEtTeR sToP-
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Prince: *taking a bath*
Y/N: I see you don't have a life guard at your beach~
Prince: ....This isn't a beach this is a bath tub
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Mask: 'Cause I just want you for my own~~
Y/N: Please leave meeee the fuck alone-
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Y/N: Lemme see what you have!
Double Egg: A knife!!
Y/N: No!
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Adele: Hello...
Prince: Hiiii :)
Y/N: *uncontrollable giggling*
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Pearl, during a concert: Now you sing-! *points microphone at crowd*
Y/N: How about you sing?! That's what I paid for!
Pearl: ....
Pearl: Alright tough crowd.
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Eging Jr.: This one's to end racism!
Eging Jr.: *shoots a basket ball and misses*
Eging Jr.: ...........
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Y/N: My favorite screamo band is Big Time Rush
Rider: ...Oh my god...
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Y/N: That was incredible! Tell me, how do you keep your pants on during turf wars?
Rider: .................
Rider: Belt.
(Goggles pulls his pants down even with the belt-)
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Y/N: ...AH-
Army: Gah-!
Army: Staaaaaaaahp, I could've dropped my croissants!
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Aloha: Y/N that speech was so good!
Y/N: Really because I didn't even try it was like improv-
Aloha: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMENT?!
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Y/N: I really like hanging out with Emperor's team, we just have a lot of laughs.
Y/N: Fuck off, N-Pacer. I'm not going to your fucking baby shower.
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Mask: Hey you wanna see a picture of my cock?
Y/N: Hell no!
Mask: *hands Y/N a picture of a cock*
Mask: Picture of my cock.
Y/N: That's a chicken motherfucker.
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Y/N: *pointing at Prince's shoes* What are thoooooose!
Prince: Those are my chanclas!
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Vintage: *pouring cereal in his bowl*
Y/N: Do you even know what's in those? If you eat enough of them they can kill you.
Vintage: Really?
Y/N: Yeah-
Vintage: *aggressively pours faster*
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Skull: *snipes someone with his E-liter*
Y/N: Oh my god, he's on X-games mode.
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Army: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He's dumb and a coward, and I am NOT a coward!
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Y/N: All I want for Christmaaaas is
Y/N: Money, better GPA, some happiness, maybe some friends-
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*at a sleepover with Y/N and the manga boys*
Vintage: Do you ever lay up awake at night and think about what it'd be like to die in a fire
Y/N: ...Who the fuck invited you here?
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Y/N: Hey guys wanna tell secrets about ourselves? I'll go first.
Y/N: Ahem, I, hate you.
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Y/N: *kidnaps Emperor*
Y/N: *on the phone with his team* 10 grand and I'll give him back.
Emperor: You think I'm only worth 10 grand?
Y/N: ...What?
Emperor: God, at least make it 50.
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Aloha: Hey, loser! Say kid backwards!
Y/N: Uh.. dik?
Aloha: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, that's gay.
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Y/N: Who ate my leftovers?!
Omega: Who ate my brother's ass?
Y/N: ....Fair
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Y/N: Yes, she is a bitch
Y/N: B-I-C-T-H
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Army: Mother-trucker, dude. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.
Y/N: Watch your profanity...
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Splatoon manga x Reader
FanfictionI'm doing this because I'm bored and because Army and Prince is b a e Reader is female by default unless if I state otherwise Splatoon doesn't belong to me
