So like I said in my last chapter i have no ideas so I'm gonna do some incorrect quotes.
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Virgil: I may be on the side of the angels but don't think for a second that I'm one of them.
Roman: *does something stupid*
Patton: *eats two cookies instead of one*
Logan: did you just quote Sherlock?
Virgil: shut up I need to help my crush and comfort dad.
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Remus: *maniacal laughter* I JUST FOUND A BODY IN MY CAR!
Deceit: *sigh* I told you to get rid of any bodies-
Remus: I HAD TWO WHEN I LAST CHECKED.
Deceit: then- where- what-
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Roman, humming "this is gospel" quietly while getting food:
Virgil, jumping down from the top of the fridge: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOO!
Roman, almost having a heart attack: WHY-
And now, Sanders Sides as Buzzfeed Unsolved quotes.
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Logan: an hour or two ago-
Remus, from somewhere in the mindscape: AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHH
Logan, visibly concerned: wha-
Remus: NOW IM GONNA RUN INTO THE WARDENS ROOM
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHH
THIS SUCKS
I FU***** HATE THIS
Logan, still clearly worried: heh-
Remus, still being Remus: F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU
Logan: That is quite a reaction.
Later
Remus: *maniacal laughing*
Logan: Keep in mind an hour ago he was drumming his belly button.
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Virgil: one time I cut up an avocado, and there was a lot of meat left on the pit. And I put the avocado pit in my mouth
Roman: the entire pit? You put the entire pit in your mouth?
Virgil: yeah, and then I started to get the meat off of it and at that moment I was like "if I sneezed right now this thing would lodge into my throat and ever since then I've been kind of terrified of avocados.
Roman: ...
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Roman: if you wanna eat my heart, turn that light on.
*light doesn't turn on*
Roman: it think this demon's a wimp!
Virgil: you've lost your mind!
Logan: you want to lay on the pentagram?
A few minutes later.
Roman, laying on the pentagram: HERE WE GO!
Virgil: You're out of your mind.
Roman: ROCK 'N ROLE BUCKEROO
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Virgil- according to the current owner, someone got pulled into this machine and crushed. I don't know what this machine does-
Remus- it's a people grinder
Virgil- *gives Remus a death stare*
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Prinxiety Oneshots By Me
FanfictionPrinxiety (Roman x Virgil) (Creativity x Anxiety) Mostly fluff. No smut May take requests Cover art is NOT MINE CREDIT TO THE CREATOR Characters are not mine. They belong to Thomas Sanders. They are from his series called Sanders Sides. If you d...
