Prinxiety Oneshots By Me

My favorite thing the sides have said

Just a ton of quotes because. It will include some of the thing from

🖤💜Virgil 💜🖤

"Oh sweet Frank Iero."

"Well, your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even."

"You literally all just screamed in unison upon seeing me."

"This is stupid, he's stupid, I'm out."

"I'm going to prohibit your breathing if you keep this up!"

🤍❤️Roman❤️🤍

"I hate to rain on your black parade, Gerard Gay."

"Okay, time out for thee, and time out for thee, focus on issues of focus on me."

"No mommy I don't want the mashed potatoes."

"Oh sweet mother of hairbrushes!"

"You make us... better." 

*offended Princey noises*

🖤💙Logan💙🖤

"I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else, I know I'm smarter than everyone else."

"E EQUALS MC SCARED!"

"We 👏 Get 👏 it 👏 you're 👏 adorable "

"You're dead to me."

"No, I said figuratively. And that is why I say it. That 👏 is 👏 why 👏 I 👏 say 👏 it!"

🤍💙Patton💙🤍

"Because he's my hero."

"I love my dark strange son."

"Logan and I are playing dress up, anxiety is making us question our entire existence, and I found a dollar."

"But you can't because your volume's too lo-
"Don't you dare-"
"-gan"
"You're dead to me."

"There was a gold... en girl who lived in a condom... minium... Logan has it been a minute yet?"

🖤💚Remus💚🖤

"A goldfish in a condom!"

"What if you... sniffed your dog's butt?"

"Oh shut up nerdy wolverine."

"Shut your mouth or I'll tear off your nipples and shove them up your nose."

"You tickle me, emo."

*offended duke noises*

🖤💛Janus 💛🖤

"The plane is going down. You need to give Thomas... some room to breathe."

"A sort of subterfuge specialist... the lord of the lies? I'm happy to oblige."

"Messenger falcons."

"Roman please don't tell me how to do my job better!"

*offended snek noises*

"Guilty as charged-"

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🏳️‍🌈Thomas🏳️‍🌈

"Could be gayer."

"I'm already full rainbow all the time."

"No I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!"

"Storytime! No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demons, but he would not let his soul be taken today!"
"AAAAHHHH!"

"What in the sh*t have I been drinking?"

🏳️‍🌈 Honorable Memtions 🏳️‍🌈

"Dear people with fireworks you're upsetting all the animals, including my poor rats. Tell your fireworks to be quiter." ~Talyn

"I don't want a soft, squishy boy; I want a firm boy who will burst in my mouth." ~Joan on the subject of grapes.

"These two have a history!" ~ Thomas
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I got bored and suddenly remembered a ton of quotes. I'm working on the plan for an entire Prinxiety book so that's fun.