Even more Incorrect Quotes

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Why? Because I don't wanna write right now but I need to update this book.
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Roman: I don't NEED food.

Roman: What I need to do is finish writing this thing.
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Logan: Yeah, that's a voiced uvulas fricative.

Logan: French has it.

Roman: Who's French? Who are they?

Logan, very disappointed: French as in the language, Roman.
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Virgil, worries a tornado is going to happen in the midst of a storm: Logan, it's getting dark out.

Logan, looking Virgil right in the eyes: Yes Virgil. It's night.
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Roman, talking to himself standing in front of the mirror: Okay, I need to write today. I need to write if I'm ever going to- *gets distracted by sunset* OOH PRETTY SKY COLORS
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Patton: hey Lo guess what I did?

Logan, exasperated: Patton did you get more animals?

Patton, showing Logan his phone with a picture of a bunny, four silkie chickens, a sheep, two alpacas, and a tortoise: Maybe...

Logan: Patton we do not have room for alpacas.

Patton: Fine. We're getting the other ones though...

Logan, who has just given up at this point: You know what? Sure! Whatever.
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(All of these are real conversations I've had with either myself or some family member)

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