Hey look more incorrect quotes because i dont wanna write today

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Some random person: You know, Rush has three members, therefore it's better than others because most bands have four members and Rush only needs three people so the three members are more talented so Rush is a better band!

Thomas: ...

Virgil, yelling to Thomas: Thomas tell them this! 'Well I'll have you know that My Chemical Romance has TWO guitarists! Can your guitarist play two guitars at the same time? What about when balancing on their head? MCR needs TWO guitars to make their music sound AWSOME! Brendon Urie has to play EVERY INSTRUMENT in Death of a Batchelor! So by your logic, Panic! At the disco and My Chemical Romance are so much more talented! Long live the emo!'

Patton, desperately trying to stop Virgil from killing someone: Virgil please don't compare the bands everyone's taste in music is good in their own right

What Thomas actually says: Cool.
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Random person: which girl would you rather be with?

Every side in unison: no I'm no gay for this
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Virgil: alright! It's almost Halloween and the house is still not decorated!

Roman: Vee, it's still September.

Virgil: but HALLOWEEN!
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Virgil, listening to music with Roman: okay, pick a random song and I'll try to guess which song it is

Roman: okay then...

The song: *complete silence*

Virgil: Turn it up I love this song!

Roman, completely confused: it's just silence?

The song after a minute and a half of silence: Well they encourage your complete cooperation

Virgil, screaming: BLOOD, BLOOD, GALLONS OF THE STUFF

Roman, very worried: what is happening did Remus teach you this
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Virgil, getting blood drawn and mumbling to himself:

Roman: are you okay?

Virgil, mumbling a little louder: I'm not okay! You wear me out

Roman, done with all of this: Virgil are you going to pass out or not?

Virgil, mumbling: so give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff

Virgil then promptly passes out.
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