(Inspired by Pinterest thing I saw)
Tw: sexual innuendo and Remus, censored cursing
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Virgil, Roman, Logan, Patton, have a group chat, and they use it often.
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Virgil: hey its an honor to be stung by a bee it hates you so much its willing to die
(Sent 2:58 am)
Roman: Dude are you okay?
(Sent 2:59 am)
Virgil: no im not okay (i promise)
Virgil: i think im going crazy from lack of sleep
(Sent 3:00 am)
Roman: Want me to come cuddle you?
(Sent 3:00 am)
Virgil: please
(Sent 3:01 am)
Patton: Hey! What r u doing up at 3am??!! V u need to sleep!!
(Sent 3:03 am)
Virgil: yeah im trying to
(3:04)
Logan: What could have compelled all of you to be awake at 3:04:57 in the morning? You all need eight hours of sleep a minimum per night to function properly in society.
(Sent 3:04)
Janus: Society is a lie.
(Sent 3:05)
Virgil: oh great jack the fibber is here
(Sent 3:05)
Logan: Please answer the question. Why is everyone awake except Remus?
(Sent 3:06)
Virgil: dont say that things name itll bring him here
(Sent 3:07)
Logan: "Don't* say that thing's* name.* It'll* bring him here.*"
(Sent 3:07)
Roman: We get it you're a grammar nerd
(Sent 3:08)
Remus: To late virgil!!!!
(Sent 3:09)
Virgil: d*mnit
(Sent 3:10)
Patton: language!!
(Sent 3:10)
Janus: hey Re
(Sent 3:11)
Remus: Hey Snakey
(Sent 3:11)
Roman: snakey?
(Sent 3:12)
Logan: Please, back to the point. Why is everyone awake at 3:12:34 Ante Meridium?
(Sent 3:12)
Virgil: couldnt sleep
(Sent 3:12)
Roman: Working on a huge project.
(Sent 3:13)
Patton: I got hungry...
(Sent 3:13)
Janus: I was doing stuff.
(Sent 3:15)
Remus: I'm stuff.
(Sent 3:15)
Patton: Remus I will not hesitate to ban you from this chat.
Patton: and Logan, why r u awake right now?
(Sent 3:16)
Logan: I am working on a project.
(Sent 3:16)
Roman: hey why didn't you correct his grammar?
(Sent 3:17)
Logan: "Hey,* why didn't you correct his grammar?" I did not correct his grammar for the reason being I was already preoccupied with answering his preexisting question.
(Sent 3:17)
Janus: Okay dude chill you're not writing an essay.
(Sent 3:18)
Virgil: for once I agree with the snake face
(Sent 3:19)
Logan: Other conversations aside, you all need to go to sleep.
(Sent 3:19)
Janus: yes
(Sent 3:20)
Remus: ha! Me and Jan are gonna be busy
(Sent 3:21)
Logan: "Jan and I*"
(Sent 3:21)
Patton: Remus I will kick you out of this chat.
(Sent 3:22)
Virgil: well Ro and i are TRYING to sleep but my phone sounds like a d*mn bee
(Sent 3:24)
Roman: Vee calm down. I'm going to sleep now and you should just put the phone on silent.
(Sent 3:25)
Virgil: alright goodnight guys
(Sent 3:25)
Patton: alright Lo I'm gonna go to bed now. I love u!
(Sent 3:26)
Logan: I love you more, Pat.
(Sent 3:26)
Patton: no I love you more!
(Sent 3:27)
Logan: No Patton, according to my calculations I love you more.
(Sent 3:27)
Virgil: ya know id love if you didn't do this in the group chat while I'm trying to sleep
(Sent 3:30)
Logan: Well, I would appreciate it if you and Roman would not make out on the counter when I'm trying to get my Crofters.
(Sent 3:30)
Roman: okay you didn't have to do that Logan
(Sent 3:32)
Logan: "Okay,* you didn't have to do that,* Logan.*"
(Sent 3:32)
Patton: hey you guys wanna camp out in the main room?
(Sent 3:56)
Virgil: sure
(Sent 3:56)
Roman: Of course!
(Sent 3:57)
Remus: eh fine. Jan?
(Sent 3:58)
Janus: of course.
(Sent 3:59)
Logan: Yes, that would be enjoyable.
(Sent 3:59)
Patton: yay!
(Sent 4:00)
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So I just quickly wrote this thing. I've been worldbuilding a ton lately and I also started learning guitar! I'm learning the song Romance by MCR which is up top. So far I have the first three measures and my fingers feel like they're going to fall off. (740 words)
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Prinxiety Oneshots By Me
FanfictionPrinxiety (Roman x Virgil) (Creativity x Anxiety) Mostly fluff. No smut May take requests Cover art is NOT MINE CREDIT TO THE CREATOR Characters are not mine. They belong to Thomas Sanders. They are from his series called Sanders Sides. If you d...
