I'm working on an especially long one shot. So far it's almost 5000 words and I haven't even started the ending. Why can I not write like this with my WIP?
Anyways, the incorrect quotes.
...Virgil at three am, completely unprompted: *sends link to 'Wolf in Sheep's Clothing' to Janus*
Janus, after listening to the song: f you.
...Virgil: congratulations. You have invented a new kind of stupid. A damage you can never undo kind of stupid. An 'open all the cages in the zoo' kind of stupid. Clearly, you didn't think this through? Kind of stupid!
Roman: Virgil all I did was ask if I could use your earbuds.
...Kid Roman after he got braces: so yeah I can't eat ice right now.
Remus: just eat the stretchy ice!
Roman: what. The. Frick.
(Real conversation I had with my brother. He's Remus)
...Remus, in the middle of the night, whispering into Thomas' ear: a human baby can crawl though a blue whale's artery.
Also Remus: whales have leg bones. What if they de-evolve?
Thomas, trying to get some sleep: please, for the love of all things you hold dear, STOP. Those can't be real.
Logan, popping out of nowhere: *exists*
Thomas: oh thank god Logan-
Logan: that is factually correct. Whales have leg bones and a human baby could crawl though a blue whale's artery.
Thomas: Logan why.
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Prinxiety Oneshots By Me
FanfictionPrinxiety (Roman x Virgil) (Creativity x Anxiety) Mostly fluff. No smut May take requests Cover art is NOT MINE CREDIT TO THE CREATOR Characters are not mine. They belong to Thomas Sanders. They are from his series called Sanders Sides. If you d...