A parody of 'Michael in The Bathroom'. Have no story ideas so might as well just make a parody.
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear
And nobody'd even notice at all
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my friends kinda left me to hang
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
Or pretend to check a text on my phone
Everything felt fine
When I was part of a group
And through no fault of mine
Beside me is no troop
Now I'm just
Roman in the bathroom
Roman in the bathroom at a party
Forget how long it's been
I'm just Roman in the bathroom
Roman in the bathroom at a party
No, you can't come in!
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to go
And picking at grout as I softly hope
I'm just
Roman who you don't know
Roman flying solo
Roman in the bathroom by himself
All by himself
I am hiding,
But he's out there
Just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased
And I'll get replaced
With a newer cooler version of me
And I hear a drunk guy
Singing along to Whitney through the door
"I wanna dance with somebody!"And my feelings sink
Cause it makes me think
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk sides with anymore
Now it's just
Roman in the bathroom
Roman in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the beers
Roman in the bathroom
Roman in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears
I'll wait as long as I need
'Til my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on weed
Or something in my eye
I'm just Roman
Who you don't know
Roman flyin' solo
Roman in the bathroom by himself
Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
It sucks they left me here alone
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this toxic battlezone
Clang, clang, clang, clang
I feel the pressure blowing up
Bang, bang, bang, bang
My big mistake was showing up
Splash, splash, splash, splash
I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore
And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clear
And there's no denying
I'm just
... at a party
Is there a sadder sight
Mmmmmmmmm
Roman in the bathroom at a party
This is a heinous night
I wish I stayed at home instead
Watching Disney all alone
Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born
I'm just Roman
Who's a loner
So he must be a roamer
Fighting monsters right and left
God, we wish he'd left
Roman flying solo
Who you think that you know
Roman in the bathroom by himself
All by himself
All by himself
When all you know about me
Is my name
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came
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Roman Sanders One-shots
FanfictionOkay! Basically a book filled with one-shots which I'm using to refine my skills. Most of my one-shots are angst and I will usually list which ship it will be at the start of the chapter. *COMPLETED* Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/232556054-r...