Highschool DxD: The Game (Early Work)

Short: A Documentary.

A large screen goes from black to a sudden burst of light. The camera adjusted and revealed a spacious room with one chair, where a familiar face was sitting.

Cameraman: "Okay, so. What are your thoughts on the Boob Dragon?" He asked the hazel-haired woman.

Irina: "Oh, he's awesome!" She said cheerfully.

Cameraman: "...Any other thoughts?" He asked.

Irina: "...Not at the moment!" She replied.

The scene changed, and in the chair, now sat Xenovia.

Xenovia: "Why are we doing this again?" She asked.

Cameraman: "...Because you let us." He stated.

Xenovia: "...Kyu-kun! Did we really let them do this?!" She yelled to the other room.

Kyu: "Issei-senpai did." His voice came from the doorway.

Xenovia: "Huh..." She said.

The scene changed again, and now Akeno was sitting in the chair.

Akeno: "What do I think of Boob Dragon? ...He's..." She paused.

The scene cut away and now Koneko was in the chair.

Cameraman: "How do you feel, as a character on the show, about Boob Dragon?" He asked.

Koneko: "...Meh." She said.

The scene cut away once again and Asia was sitting on the chair.

Asia: "Oh, u-uhm... I-I think he's awesome!" She stated nervously.

The scene cut away and cut over to a shot of the cameraman's feet as he rushed over to something.

Cameraman: "Sir! Sir! Do you mind sitting down and answering some questions about Boob Dragon?" He asked.

Kyu: "...I do mind." He said before the clacking of footsteps indicated he was walking away.

The scene cut away and Gasper was now in the chair.

Gasper: "Uhhh... He's... okay, I guess?" He shrugged before diving into his box.

The scene cut once again and Rossweisse was sitting down now.

Rossweisse: "The effects are very well done!" She stated.

Cameraman: "What about Boob Dragon the character?" He asked.

Rossweisse said nothing and her eyes drifted to the side as she tried to think of something to say.

The scene cut away and showed a shot of the couch in one of Issei's living rooms. Rossweisse and Yuuto were sitting on the couch before Kyu moved away from the camera and sat down next to Rossweisse.

Yuuto: "Are you sure about this?" He asked.

Kyu: "Yeeesss." He nodded enthusiastically.

Rossweisse: "I'm not sure if I'm up to this..." She said nervously.

Kyu: "You'll do great!" He encouraged her.

She nodded after contemplating for a moment and Kyu began beatboxing.

Yuuto: "♪Kingdom: Anamalia. Phylum: Chordata. Class is--♪" He sung.

Rossweisse" Mammalia." He finished his sentence.

Issei popped up from behind the couch.

Issei: "♪'Cause boobies, we gotta. ♪" He sung before Kyu backflipped over the couch and kicked Issei's head. The brunette was sent flying into the wall.

Kyu flipped over the couch and sat back down before Yuuto began beatboxing.

Kyu: "♪Order is Primate. Family: Hominidae. Genus is--♪" He paused for less than a moment.

Rossweisse: "Homo." She finished his sentence.

Kyu: "♪But you know that you're into me. ♪" He sung.

Yuuto: "♪'Cause I am in the species, known as Sapien. Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in. ♪" He continued.

Rossweisse: ♪It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you. ♪" She sung.

Kyu/Rossweisse: "♪There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. ♪"

All 3: "♪I bless the rains down in Africa. I bless the rains down in Africa!♪" They sang.

All 3: "♪I bless the rains down in Africa. ♪" Yuuto went falsetto at the end, but soon after they stopped singing.

Kyu broke down laughing before the scene cut away, to show Kyu's face as he moved swiftly down the hall.

Cameraman: "Give me my camera back, you midget!" He was barely visible from the camera shaking as Kyu ran.

Kyu: "No! I'm gonna make more references!" He yelled back.

Kyu tripped and dropped the camera, and the scene cut to Kyu sitting at a white table with the edge of an umbrella visible over his head.

Kyu: "So, you think you're gonna stay in film work?" He asked.

Cameraman: "I dunno, man... It's been kinda hard finding work." He said, off-screen.

Kyu: "Well, just don't give up, and you'll do great!" He said before grabbing a cup from in front of him and sipping the contents.

The scene cut to Yuuto sitting in the large room, on the chair.

Yuuto: "What do I think of Issei's character? ...The armor's too heavy." He stated.

The scene cut away, only to show Kyu sitting in the chair, with duct tape wrapped around him and the chair.

Kyu: "Traitors!" He yelled.

Xenovia: "We all had to do it, so you have to, too!" She stated.

Kyu: "I will have my vengeance!" He shouted.

Koneko: "Suffer." She said, monotonously.

Kyu: "You be quiet, Koneko! I know it's you who keeps trying to draw on my face while I sleep!" He yelled.

Koneko: "And I'll never stop!" She stated.

Kyu: "Akeno! Save me!" He pleaded.

Akeno: "I dunno... I kind of like you tied up like this~" She said.

Kyu: "...God damn. Can't trust y'all to save my life." He sighed.

Cameraman: "So. What do you think of Boob Dragon?" He asked the boy.

Kyu then looked blankly at the camera.

Kyu: "...Tony's armor is better." He said before he easily broke out of the duct tape and the screen cut away just as Kyu reached for the camera.

Azazel sighed and facepalmed while the other members of the Gremory Team stared at the screen.

Kyu: "I think that went as well as it could've." He stated.