Swell Guys One Shots

corpse- hugh Hefner

I fucking love her music sm

Context: reader is incredibly rich (family money let's just say) and is really wanting// needing that lavish lifestyle that corpse is just not into I guess.

ALSO MADD MY $28,000000 HOME ON ZILLOW THAT I HAD IN MIND FOR THIS IMAGINE GOT SOLD IM MADDDD 😠😠😠

I wanna live in a mansion

Corpse- ok bunny what about this one?

You- hmmm no, there's only one pool we need atleast an indoor and outdoor

Corpse- well we can build one

You- hmm that's true, it's only 2 mill we can find something...

Corpse- cheaper

You- no. Definitely not. Not a Godrano no way I meant more lavish ohh how about by a beach or in the mountains wait no because air pressure and your lungs baby

Corpse- ohh this one's pretty I like the fountain

You- hmm I'll get daddy to call up I have a few ideas of where I want.

Corpse- oh no

You- how you feeling about one of them old Victorian houses in France with the vineyard and stuff

Corpse- vineyard as in wine! That would be cool

You- I'll make it happen you know me I always get what I want.

Corpse- and that you do my sweet bunny now come here.

Diamonds on my neck and they dancin'

You- corpse can you help me tie my necklace my nails are too long, gosh I didn't even want them this long Shelia just did them.

Corpse- I'll help you hold up cuffs are really hard

You- well there's supposed to be they where custom, I made Gucci custom them to you corpse I know what your like with hitting your wrists on tables

Corpse- I don't- sure I'll help you with your necklace. This one is very pretty on you

You- thank you, I don't wear it often the diamonds are too heavy

Corpse- haha then why are you wearing it?

You- because it's fucking expensive and shinny duh you know me.

Corpse- I sure do. A little too well more than you know yourself

You- hahaha yea ok big guy let's head out drivers waiting on the lambo.

Bad lil' baby, what's crackin'?

You- what's crackin corpse why your eyebrows do that??

Corpse- nothing y/n I'm fine

You- you called me y/n

Corpse- yea that's your name

You- you didn't call me bunni, you always call me bunni what's wrong corpse and don't lie to me.

Corpse- fuck. Im just stressed and anxious the gang is active again.

You- oh but not around here no? We have the best security in the Street fuck it in the city.

Corpse- I know I just, what if, what if they know I'm here, what if they follow me and they hurt me or worse you.

You- corpse come here... They won't you know I won't let that happen look I'll talk with dad and I'll get some body guards around the house, I'll even tell dad there names if you know what I mean (🔪🔪💀💀☠️☠️👀👀)

Corpse- oh geez I forget my wife is scary sometimes.

You- sometimes? All the time. I'm a Godrano scary mafia bosses that's us but seriously corpse husband, literally, your safe under Godrano name I'll tell you that much. Nothings gunna happen to me or to you and I can promise that.

I said, don't be mad

You- don't be mad.

Corpse- what have you done?

You- I went shopping...

Corpse- didn't we spend the whole of yesterday in that meeting for your new wardrobe collection?

You- yes and I said don't be mad because it wasn't for me it's for you I brought you something's corpse.

Corpse- babyyyy you don't have to buy me things

You- I know I know, but I have the money to do so, so I will spoil my baby wasn't sure about the size of the glasses through I didn't really think you could have different sizing but men's sizes are different and the worker was soooo cluless I mean come on... If I show you a picture of my boyfriend's head surely you can tell me the size of it.

Corpse- surely

You- no. He couldnt. Gotdamn

Corpse- thank you baby I love them so much, they are now my favourite pair.

You- oh also, I booked us dinner for tonight because you've been working so hard recently

Corpse- thank you bunni, can you wear that new shirt I got for you?

You- the red one? Ofc bubba ohhh and I know just the earrings to go with and wait I can wear them new stipe prada shorts with it ok corpse I'mma go plan  the outfit later if you need me I'll be in my wardrobe.

Corpse- which one?

You- uhhhh two or three

Fucckkkkkk I'm sinking hard over this man fuck.

Guys I feel so lonely :((( my brain is just not working at allllllll.