Swell Guys One Shots

lunch club-hogwarts house

Might turn this into a lil series tbh but idk

So it's basically each lunch club members + some others Hogwarts house and why I put them in their.

I'm also a huge Harry potter nerd so.... Oh I'm also a Hufflepuff but I tried to not be bias and out people where I think they should be idk.

This is pretty much a lead up to a series I'm working for writing a story about some shananigans they will get up to might make it X reader might not we shall see.

Charlie/slimecicle-
Tough one but I think ravenclaw. HEAR ME OUT. Ok so ravenclaws are wise I think Charlie is quite wise but he's also chaotic which most people would put him in Gryffindoor however I honestly do believe Charlie would be in ravenclaw. Charlie would also most likely be friends with so many Gryffindoors that he is practically one anyway. Charlie's best subject would probably be none, I low-key imagine Charlie just being average in all of his classes. Would take a frog because frog

Ted-
Gryffindoor 20000% he's the life of the party the loud drunk uncle you can only see at Christmas. Characteristics of Gryffindoor are brave. Ted is very brave. I feel like Ted would honestly fit into all and any house because to me he's that guy - was gunna put him in Hufflepuff.... his best subject would be charms no doubt. His pet would be a cat and it would be the scariest and oldest thing you have ever seen in your life because God damn.

Smii7y-
Yikes. This one is hard for me. I am gunna put smii7y in Hufflepuff just because I can. No but on a real note I feel like ok the traits for Hufflepuff is loyality.... Yea sucks I know but I feel like smii7y belongs in this house. He seems like a simple guy not in a bad way but calm and simple cares about others yano. Definitely Hufflepuff. Smii7y best subject would be astronomy I know he mentioned one time he liked stars so yea. Smii7y would probably take an owl something small but practical.

Kryoz/John-
John however would be a Slytherin but not show any if the characteristics. Like he's in the house but everyone is like "wow I wouldn't put him in Slytherin" ya feel me. John was also really hard to place I was gunna put him in Gryffindoor but it just didn't feel right to put him there. John would be failing almost every class like legit bad grades in all of his classes. He also accidentally once dropped a coluldren on the floor and burnt a hole through. John I feel just wouldn't take a pet he never saw the need to have one.

Schlatt-
Ok so schlatt would be a HUFFLEPUFF HOWEVER HE, (some alliteration there) schlatt just wouldn't act like the stereotypical Hufflepuff. He's a loyal guy and stands for what he believes is right which is a very Hufflepuff trait if I do say so myself. But he won't have this jolly happy attitude like most stereotypical Hufflepuffs have. Oh and schlatt would most likely hang around with Slytherins so people just assumes he's in the same house but sike he's not. His be subject would be potions but would hate working in a pair. Schlatt refused to have a pet at Hogwarts what was the point but was forced to probably get an owl for mail he's the type of guy to not even name the owl.

Travis-
Hufflepuff. There is no over house Travis could go in. He's such a sweetheart that loves everyone and everything. Such a stereotypical Hufflepuff Slytherin's don't even wanna bully him because he's that nice. Everyone in Hogwarts just adores him even the elves. Definitely has sat inside the kitchens at 3am just to talk to the house elves about Random things. They don't know what's happening but they enjoy his company. His best subject would be ummm probably herbology because adorable. Tevais would most definitely get a cat I'm pretty sure he has a pet cat irl but yea. Would get injured a lot and end up in the infirmary almost every week for different reasons. The ghosts would be very scary and he would not like them there at dinner time to much, he would try to speak the the ghosts tho they appreciate him trying.

Cooper-
Also. Ok cooper. Gryffindoor. My guy just straight chillin tbh. Kinda gives me young James potter and serious vibes, pranking and shit. He's always in trouble for something. Oh and he's always skating in the halls at night waking everyone up the ghosts love him tho well some hate him for being to noisy but lots are entrigued by him skating. Fell of his skateboard right into some painting and they fell of the wall.

Carson-
King. Would be in ravenclaw hands down. He just gives me them vibes. He is or seems a pretty sensible guy
So I think Carson belongs in this house. Him and Charlie would definitely be roomates but never sleep like at all they always stay up in the common room just doing stuff no one knows what or why but there always making so much noise. Carson probably would be like Charlie just average in all of his subjects but probably the worse at charms this man does not have very good reflex's. I feel like again Carson would get an owl just to send his mail to his family no reason other than that

Swaggersouls-
Fuck. This one's stumped me. I feel like swags would fit into to every house however I think I would have to put him in ravenclaw. Every time I listen to the podcast I learn something new from swags and I love it. He just seems very wise and knows lots of random things about random topics. He would however let people know not to mess with him as he looks so intimidating, students think he just a nerd but he's actually pretty sweet. He would easily be top of his classes but also always in trouble for sneaking out of the school. Oh also probably "accidentally" hexed someone. Yes ofc he got a cat omg ofc he would probably have more than one because he could.

Inotorious-

Matt I feel would maybe be a Gryffindoor but just show Hufflepuff qualities. Matt seems very temperament and chill. His favourite subject would be transfigurations because that shit just looks cool to him. Matt also has a slight obsession for running on the Parth running along the great lake every morning he takes a stroll or a run. I feel like Matt would get an owl kinda basic he just doesn't really care he's just straight chillin.

Ive just been feeling pretty low latley idk why but yea. I haven't really had any motivation to write.

I might take a bit of a writing break. I feel like I have enough parts of this book where new people and readers need time to catch up and want more.

Thanks for all the support. Yea 👉🏻👈🏻 idk how long the break will be I don't have any drafts ATM so yea.