Swell Guys One Shots

coop- date night

Request: cooper takes you on a date to in n out.

Me: sadly we don't have in n out in the UK so if I get anything wrong Im sorry ✌🏻

You- your car smells

Coop- of what wtf??

You- idk it just has a general smell of... Smell

Coop- noah drove it yesterday so idk what he did with it

You- oh right. I hope they have the fancy ass ice creams from last time.

Coop- the green ones.

You- yea the green ones it made your tongue green 

Coop- I hated it, it was green for weeks

You- hahaha L

Coop- eat in or out??

You- aren't we getting in n out nerd

Coop- don't call me a nerd, I meant are we eating inside or drive through

You- oh um drive through ya probably safer yano because of miss Rona

Coop- the things we would be doing if Rona didn't exist rn

You- true. Bruh I was supposed to go abroad with my mum and dad for there birthday remember. Dad wanted to go to Finland and I was going to take mum to Hawaii. Shit sucks man.

Coop- I've always wanted to go to Finland

You- yea me to. We should travel coop like go places

Coop- not right now ofc

You- well no I mean in the future

Coop- well after Rona we probably can. Fuck there's a queue.

You- there's never a queue at in n out oh well I guess people want in n out

Coop- hey uhh y/n I'm sorry this date isn't anything fancy

You- coop it's ok it doesn't have to be a first date this is just as good along as your paying for it?? Jk jk unless... Nah it's fine I'll pay for mine

Coop- nah I got you

You- nope. Nope coop I got money from selling my old car remember the new one cost less I'll pay coop.

Coop- no. What do you want...

You- uhhhh (I had to Google there menu it looks interesting) honesty can you just order me a cheese burger and a Oreo milkshake

Coop- uhh yea hi can I get two cheeseburger meals one with an Oreo milkshake and one with a coke. That's it thanks

You- the car I front of us looks like mine

Coop- it's an insignia

You- yup but mines white that one's grey or silver?

Coop- it's kinda dark out but I think it's silver?

You- hmmm I think you are right

Worker- your total will be $20.43 cash or card??

You- here coop I have the $15

Coop- uhh card here

You- coop I was gunna pay

Coop- I said I was gunna pay y/n pls just let me pay and feel superior

You- your actually such a Chad in fact I'mma tweet it.

Coop- no pls y/n not twitter.

You- annnnnddd send check twitter

Coop- I will later

Worker- two cheeseburger meals one snickers milkshake and one coke would you like any sauces

You- mayonnaise

Coop- can we get Mayonnaise and some tomato sauce

You- time to park up

Coop- I think I'mma park over here right under this tree

You- jeez this car park is empty is the goodwill even open surely it is right??

Coop- maybe the lights are on

You- hmmm maybe after this meal we go?? Please I wanna see if they have any flannels

Coop- sure now pass over the food munchkin

Ok it was a short one. Idk why Cooper's stories I usually make them short idk but this is kinda cute and makes me feel single holy shit balls.

(I want cooper to call me munchkin sooooooooo bad)